April 10, 2008

Mike Lange Tournament of Quotes 2nd Round Winners


We're now into the "Samuelsson 16". Below are the third-round matchups with the winning percentages of each quote from the second-round. Voting for the third-round will begin tonight at midnight and run through next Thursday morning, April 17.

Look for an updated bracket graphic later today thanks to the boys at The Pens Blog.

FRANCIS BRACKET
(1) Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building! 89.46%
(4) Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll! 70%

(2) Look out Loretta! 69.21%
(3) He beat him like a rented mule! 91.13%


JOHNSTON BRACKET
(1) Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek! 74.29%
(4) He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic. 51.55%

(2) He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch. 84.24%
(3) Scratch my back with a hacksaw! 86.82%


STEVENS BRACKET
(1) Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too! 86.80%
(11) If you missed this, shame on you for six weeks. 63.93%

(2) Michael, Michael, Motorcycle. 70.47%
(4) Heeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores! 66.57%


BRIERE BRACKET
(2) She wants to sell my monkey! 61.34%
(12) Get that dog off my lawn! 54.84%

(3) It's a...HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh! 78.57%
(9) He's smilin' like a butcher's dog. 74.85%

Ballhype: hype it up!

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