September 16, 2008
Don't they know he'll be back at ESPN by March?
I kid, I kid!
In all honesty, I haven't seen a sadder send off like that since Richard "Boner" Stebone left Growing Pains to join the military.
While the host, Christina White, is quite easy on the eyes (uh oh, someone might fire off a 500-word righteous diatribe now), I'm pretty sure you could have told her she was going to a party for Tiger Woods and it wouldn't have mattered.
Mario Lemieux Foundation total donation: $105