October 30, 2008

Halloween Costume Suggestions for NHL Players

Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you have your costume picked out for tonight’s festivities. Myself? I’ll be going as a “Guitar Hero” with my GH guitar, rock star hair, and assless chaps. It’s going to be gold.

Since today is a fun holiday, I’d like to offer costume suggestions for players around the NHL who should enjoy some trick-or-treating after practice or their games today.

The Tick – Sean Avery
Small in stature, but large in annoyance.

A sieve – Marty Turco
Insert beach ball-going-into-goal photoshop here.

Devil – Miroslav Satan
Because it’s just too easy.

Sperm – Alex Semin
Again, easy and why not have some fun with your last name?

Frankenstein – Evgeni Malkin
Tall, lurching fellow. If you look closely, Malkin has the same bolts coming out of his neck.

Rock Star – Alex Ovechkin
Has the charisma and personality of a front-man.

Monster – Milan Lucic
Puts guys through the glass and then pots a hat-trick a few nights later. He’s a beast.

Scream painting – Barry Melrose
The former ESPN analyst looks like he just wants to go nuts behind the bench at times.

Crutch – Martin Havlat
“Mr. IR”, as he’s affectionately known around here, probably
just needs to look in a closet for his costume.

Geico caveman – Michel Ouellet
Would like the roast duck with the mango salsa.

Greg Louganis – Mikael Samuelsson
Diving expert after this shameful attempt to draw a penalty.

Ghost – Maxim Afinogenov
Where did this guy’s scoring touch go?

Ginger kid – Mike Commodore
Because I am a ginger as well and because this photo frightens the hell out of me.

Got your own Halloween costume suggestion for a NHL player? Let your voice be heard in the comments.

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Loser Domi said...

that "Rock star" costume kinda looks like a caveman rock star...which would be perfect for Ovechkin

Rich said...

Roberto Luongo - Mob Boss (that slicked back hair, his wife's family owns a pizzeria and come on he's already Italian)

Jeff Carter - Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) of Dawson's Creek TV show

Olli Jokinen - Pumpkin Head (heck thats his nickname so it works)

general borschevsky said...

Nice. I did one for the Leafs! I had Antropov as Frankenstein.


Beaded Banners by Bonnie said...

You're just too much! So wait....WHAT is going to be gold....your ass?

jamestobrien said...

Heh, judging by the fact that we both made a beach ball joke about Turco, perhaps the hockey blogosphere needs a new "sieve goalie" punchline. Then again maybe not.

There are some who call me... Tim said...

You should have seen all the fans wearing bath robes and red wigs to honor Commodore during the Canes Stanley Cup season. He was very much appreciated here.