Since today is a fun holiday, I’d like to offer costume suggestions for players around the NHL who should enjoy some trick-or-treating after practice or their games today.
The Tick – Sean Avery
Small in stature, but large in annoyance.
A sieve – Marty Turco
Insert beach ball-going-into-goal photoshop here.
Devil – Miroslav Satan
Because it’s just too easy.
Sperm – Alex Semin
Again, easy and why not have some fun with your last name?
Frankenstein – Evgeni Malkin
Tall, lurching fellow. If you look closely, Malkin has the same bolts coming out of his neck.
Rock Star – Alex Ovechkin
Has the charisma and personality of a front-man.
Monster – Milan Lucic
Puts guys through the glass and then pots a hat-trick a few nights later. He’s a beast.
Scream painting – Barry Melrose
The former ESPN analyst looks like he just wants to go nuts behind the bench at times.
Crutch – Martin Havlat
“Mr. IR”, as he’s affectionately known around here, probably
just needs to look in a closet for his costume.
Geico caveman – Michel Ouellet
Would like the roast duck with the mango salsa.
Greg Louganis – Mikael Samuelsson
Diving expert after this shameful attempt to draw a penalty.
Ghost – Maxim Afinogenov
Where did this guy’s scoring touch go?
Ginger kid – Mike Commodore
Because I am a ginger as well and because this photo frightens the hell out of me.
Got your own Halloween costume suggestion for a NHL player? Let your voice be heard in the comments.