Just a note, apparently Facebook has disabled the "Going Five Hole" account because:
"Facebook does not allow users to register with fake names, to impersonate any person or entity, or to falsely state or otherwise misrepresent themselves or their affiliations.
We do not allow users to send unsolicited or harassing messages to people they don’t know, and we remove posts that advertise a product, service, website, or opportunity."
Which makes sense what with the ten current Alexander Ovechkin pages (which I am sure are all him), countless fake celebrity pages, and other blogs/websites that have their own profile on Facebook.
I'm glad Facebook finally caught on to my dubious caper almost a year after setting the page up.